Something in the water

Ok, so on the westside, really only one person lives here....you. Its all about you. If you want to be in this lane, if you want to be first in line, if you want to cross the street, its all about you; no one else exists. Watch people and you'll understand, odd but amusing to witness.

That is of course unless you want to get into your own HUGE driveway and someone who is too parking-impaired to park less than FOUR FEET from the curb takes the spot blocking your driveway.


Seriously, if I hadn't been at work for the previous 11 hours, I would have not only grabbed the camera but also the tape measure.

And you want to know what else? The owner of this car claims to be a Yale graduate. Seriously. They announce it on the frame of that license plate. If that's true, this school should be embarrassed that its graduates behave in such a manner. I mean, I have University of Arizona and honestly, no matter what I do, it won't exactly bring down the great name of the school.

But yeah, this is what greeted me after a long day...


I was seriously 2 inches from this jackhole's bumper the first time I attempted this. Silly me, I didn't want to jump the curb of my own freakin' driveway.

And people wonder why I favor small cars living in this city.